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May 22 2018

rpmusings-galore:


                                                          I know a thing or two 

                                                  about  PAIN  and  DARKNESS.

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bekkathyst:

BEKKATHYST SPRING 2018 GIVEAWAY

~This giveaway is in no way affiliated with Tumblr.~

Please read thoroughly before entering!

Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. To celebrate some amazing new opportunities for our business, we are giving you guys the chance to win this amazing collection of items. 

All these items came from my shop.

What you get:

  • $50 credit that can be applied to anything in my shop.
  • a USB Himalayan salt rock lamp 
  • A collection of crystal marbles 
  • Several selenite items 
  • An amethyst stalactite cluster
  • An amethyst druzy kitty 
  • A flashy labradorite cabochons
  • A Larimar heart 
  • Random rough crystals (selenite, lepidolite, rose quartz) 
  • Crystal points (fluorite, golden healer quartz) 
  • And more! 
  • This has a retail value of $170 in addition to the $50 shop credit!

Rules:

  1. You must be 16 or older. (If under 18 you MUST have parent’s permission)
  2. You don’t have to live in the US to join!
  3. You must be following me, so you can get updates if anything about the giveaway changes.
  4. Please check out my shop and if you’re interested, you can sign up for my email newsletter here. (Totally not necessary or required, it’s just an option!)
  5. DO NOT tag this post as giveaway. That will risk the notes getting messed up, and this will be ruined for everyone.
  6. Reblog this post to enter. Likes count, too. No giveaway or spam blogs. If you reblog on a side blog, let me know in the tags what the name of your blog is that you’re following me with.
  7. Please don’t spam people with reblogs- limit 2 reblogs per blog per day.  
  8. Each entry will be assigned a number and the winner will be chosen by a random number generator. 
  9. The giveaway ends Saturday, June 9th at 6 pm Pacific time.
  10. The winner will be messaged and must respond with their full name and address within 24 hours, or a new winner will be chosen.
  11. Please respect me and my rules, and have fun!
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bekkathyst:

BEKKATHYST SPRING 2018 GIVEAWAY

~This giveaway is in no way affiliated with Tumblr.~

Please read thoroughly before entering!

Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. To celebrate some amazing new opportunities for our business, we are giving you guys the chance to win this amazing collection of items. 

All these items came from my shop.

What you get:

  • $50 credit that can be applied to anything in my shop.
  • a USB Himalayan salt rock lamp 
  • A collection of crystal marbles 
  • Several selenite items 
  • An amethyst stalactite cluster
  • An amethyst druzy kitty 
  • A flashy labradorite cabochons
  • A Larimar heart 
  • Random rough crystals (selenite, lepidolite, rose quartz) 
  • Crystal points (fluorite, golden healer quartz) 
  • And more! 
  • This has a retail value of $170 in addition to the $50 shop credit!

Rules:

  1. You must be 16 or older. (If under 18 you MUST have parent’s permission)
  2. You don’t have to live in the US to join!
  3. You must be following me, so you can get updates if anything about the giveaway changes.
  4. Please check out my shop and if you’re interested, you can sign up for my email newsletter here. (Totally not necessary or required, it’s just an option!)
  5. DO NOT tag this post as giveaway. That will risk the notes getting messed up, and this will be ruined for everyone.
  6. Reblog this post to enter. Likes count, too. No giveaway or spam blogs. If you reblog on a side blog, let me know in the tags what the name of your blog is that you’re following me with.
  7. Please don’t spam people with reblogs- limit 2 reblogs per blog per day.  
  8. Each entry will be assigned a number and the winner will be chosen by a random number generator. 
  9. The giveaway ends Saturday, June 9th at 6 pm Pacific time.
  10. The winner will be messaged and must respond with their full name and address within 24 hours, or a new winner will be chosen.
  11. Please respect me and my rules, and have fun!

ATTENTION FOLLOWERS!!

ask-hetaswap-romano:

BecauseTumblr is dumb I have made a new account for this blog so go follow the new blog and send ask there please!!
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/askhetaswaplovinovargas

somethingdegrees:

cameoamalthea:

itslulu42:

superqueerpasta:

deadhawke:

deadhawke:

I’m sorry but when was someone going to tell me that in the year of our lord 2018 that the fucking Backstreet Boys put out a new song

This……might be the most bizarre thing to happen in 2018

My 8 year old self would be thrilled tho

@superqueerpasta 2018 is a fever dream 

OMG

I am dying because this song is stuck in my head after one listen and I genuinely like it.  Like I wasn’t super into boy bands so I don’t think it is a nostalgia effect.  Also, I love that AJ is still committed to his Aesthetic ™ of wearing whatever the fuck he wants.      

Backstreet’s back?

Alright

Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:

hisheartonhissleeve:

  • [text] I need you so bad right now
  • [text] They know.
  • [text] I know everything.
  • [text] OH FUCK OH FUCK
  • [text] ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXT ME?
  • [text] Make sure you’re alone- I don’t want anyone else seeing what I’m about to sent you.
  • [text] I accidentally sent it to the wrong person, help?!
  • [text] We need to talk
  • [text] I don’t want to talk about it
  • [text] The bed is definitely broken beyond repair…
  • [text] Delete my number
  • [text] Either way I’m going to make you scream my name by the end of the night
  • [text] Come over in the next 5 minutes, or not at all
  • [text] Stop ignoring me and pick up your phone
  • [text] I th  unk drink? Help me can home?!!!!! :xx)
  • [text] You free tomorrow?
  • [text] You left your shirt and I’ve been wearing it all day, so now it’s mine
  • [text] I don’t think you understand just how big his dick is!!!
  • [text] Thanks to you, the new neighbours now know my name xxx
  • [text] If I said that I was wearing nothing but an apron and was armed with strawberries and whipped cream, how quickly would you come into the kitchen?
  • [text] What’s the dress code?
  • [text] Black, red w/ lace or  sheer white????
  • [text] I know you said not to clean your room, but it was filthy- also for future reference, hide that in your sock draw and not under your pillow next him.
  • [text] YOU SAID THE BITES WEREN’T EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP MY NECK FOR BEING “INAPPROPRIATE”
  • [text] I hear a celebration is in order?!

Chapter 1 - Now finally uploaded properly

ask-the-icelandic-little:

meet-the-mun-nikki:

ask-the-icelandic-little:

I finally managed to get WiFi on PC now, so I can upload the first Chapter of the story I was trying to write! Maybe it will stay at one Chapter, I dont know yet.
Either way though! I hope you enjoy!

Ships: So far NedCan and planned CuCan, with Nyo Canada
Human AU

(Also, @mmd-ask-italy, that would be my example of a fanficiton I wanted to read, and so I wrote it myself :3 Maybe you can get a bit of inspiration out of it? Either way, I hope I could be of help ^^)

Weiterlesen

Very proud of it!

I still wanna reblog this again now, I still don’t really have reviews on it xD

No reviews yet. And more then half the reblogs are from me

theeggshavelegs:

2ptalia-bois:

2ptalia-bois:

I should get a new nickname for myself

Request some though

Sasuke

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God I love churros. I really need them again.

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

telvi1:

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

softestholland:

When I was 8 or 9 years old a junction box exploded. It was pretty loud and the box was burning. It was directly in front of the school. 

I was standing outside and looked at it, I wasn’t even scared I was just fascinated how it just burst into flames. I knew I had to go inside to my teachers, they had to make sure everyone was safe and with them. 

I went to the door and stood in front of it, listening to my classmates crying and screaming. The people who were inside were the people who bullied me every day since I started to go to school. I continued to stay outside until they started to calm down. I had two options: walk inside and do nothing, just waiting for my teachers to tell us what to do OR open the door forcefully, running inside and scare them.

Well, guess what I did?

I ran my hands through my hair, opened the door, ran inside and screamed: “WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!” in the most scared voice I could do. They all started to cry and I know it’s mean but I enjoyed it.

My teacher glared at me. Of course she did. I looked at her and knew: if I don’t start to cry right now and show here that I really am scared (even though I am not) I will not get into trouble.

I started to cry. I didn’t get into trouble. And it was one of the best days ever.

If you start to act and become famous just tell me beforehand, I would know a famous person xD

I wish I could do that.

bttplusone:

Hey, anyone willing to sit and chat about this pairing? I’m tryna pummel out ideas for something but I’m feeling uninspired. Sometimes it’s hard to write for a pairing when you don’t actively chat about it-

Always happy to chat! Well I don’t have time Always, but I am happy to chat whenever x3

Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Starters

rpmemesforthesoul:

All quotes belong to Team Four Star!


  • “There! I took the fucking shot!”
  • “HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?”
  • “I can never have sex again!”
  • “That would be intimidating if you were… well, intimidating.”
  • “Oh, GOD, they shot me in the ASS!”
  • “You know you’re Naruto running, right?”
  • “You wear a push-up bra?”
  • “Some people say TV can make you violent… I think not having my TV makes me PRETTY FUCKING VIOLENT!”
  • “Catholic suicide bombers! What a fun day!”
  • “What are you gonna do? Get that guy who can stop me? What was his name… Michael McDoesntexist?”
  • “Excuse me, but I’m a fuckmothering (villain/monster/vampire/werewolf/etc). I killed A LOT of people to get this title. I deserve to be called such.”
  • “I want you to keep yourself locked in the basement until all of my superiors are gone.”
  • “…I get the distinct impression you’re embarrassed of me.”
  • “It’s just like House of the Dead, only like… a hundred times more awesome!”
  • “What you do, is you go down the local pharmacy. Ask for something called Viagra, and it’ll help you go fuck yourself!”
  • “The place is burning, and so are my loins…”
  • “Honestly, if you’re gonna have a dick fighting competition with a woman, you must have started off with the world’s cruelest handicap…”
  • “Eat me, don’t forget to write!”
  • “Don’t weep for the stupid, you’ll be cryin’ all day.”
  • “VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE! It’s French for ‘FUCK OFF!’”
  • “See… this kind of shit is why I stopped going to church…”
  • “But we have one advantage they solely lack! ZEPPELINS!”
  • “Sorry about that whole ‘shooting you’ thing, but I know if you look deep into your heart, which is currently all over that tree, you’ll find a way to forgive me.”
  • “And so halfway through blowin’ me, the fuckin’ hooker OD’s on heroin!”
  • “Okay, you need to chill!”
  • “We would make beautiful children.”
  • “It’s a matter of perspective, really.”
  • “POR QUE?!”
  • “So… you just defy your master’s orders on a whim?”
  • “Holy Shit! They planted landmines!”
  • “I don’t know how to drive. You have driven me literally everywhere since I was ten.”
  • “…Something’s burning.”
  • “Where the metaphorical fuck is HE/SHE?!”
  • “Behind those eyes, I saw something I lost long ago: the will to live!”

Best Abridged series ever please send something in xD

Chapter 1 - Now finally uploaded properly

meet-the-mun-nikki:

ask-the-icelandic-little:

I finally managed to get WiFi on PC now, so I can upload the first Chapter of the story I was trying to write! Maybe it will stay at one Chapter, I dont know yet.
Either way though! I hope you enjoy!

Ships: So far NedCan and planned CuCan, with Nyo Canada
Human AU

(Also, @mmd-ask-italy, that would be my example of a fanficiton I wanted to read, and so I wrote it myself :3 Maybe you can get a bit of inspiration out of it? Either way, I hope I could be of help ^^)

Weiterlesen

Very proud of it!

I still wanna reblog this again now, I still don’t really have reviews on it xD

Chapter 1 - Now finally uploaded properly

meet-the-mun-nikki:

ask-the-icelandic-little:

I finally managed to get WiFi on PC now, so I can upload the first Chapter of the story I was trying to write! Maybe it will stay at one Chapter, I dont know yet.
Either way though! I hope you enjoy!

Ships: So far NedCan and planned CuCan, with Nyo Canada
Human AU

(Also, @mmd-ask-italy, that would be my example of a fanficiton I wanted to read, and so I wrote it myself :3 Maybe you can get a bit of inspiration out of it? Either way, I hope I could be of help ^^)

Weiterlesen

Very proud of it!

May 21 2018

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toastmgoats:

spaceman4tm:

cynthiaxoss:

boosinnamon:

kardathetumbler:

stupidships3335:

ultimate-reserve-hope:

bejeweledaqua:

dracophile:

randomthingieshere:

pheenixwright:

invenblocker:

pheenixwright:

invenblocker:

pheenixwright:

invenblocker:

forthefuns:

follow forthefuns for more funny stuff


Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.

As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.

But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.

The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?

First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.

Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.

With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!

Say whaaaat?

Well uhm

Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.

If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.

And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.


Still grasping for straws, Wright?

Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.

Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. 

Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. 

Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.  

Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.

I’m sorry Edgeworth.

I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1

But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.

Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.

And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?

While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.

The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!

Ack.

(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)

Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!

Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!

… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?

Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.

Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!

Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?

D E AD

I will reblog this any time i see it on my dash

a sticker literally just killed everyone in the court oh my god

good job everyone

10/10 for effort

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVAH

I saw this online, never thought I’d see it irl, but nice.

This is too beautiful to not reblog, God dammit

Easily best post

the-dragon-against-sjw:

gservator:

sjw-illogical-bullshit:

kangs-n-sheyut:

sjw-illogical-bullshit:

kangs-n-sheyut:

thisisspinaltapprivilege:

red-faced-wolf:

bae-10-warthog:

your-uncle-dave:

maricaforamerica:

on-indian-and-conservative-wings:

europeannamerican:

reversingtheirrevocable:

weshouldallburn-together:

People completely misunderstand what White Pride is. I hate being vilified for the love I have for my heritage.

We completely understand what white pride is. You’re the one who doesn’t.
“White” is not a culture or heritage. “White” is not something to be proud of. The term “white” was created by slave owners and colonial rulers back in the 17th century. European colonists needed a term to replace “Christian” and “Englishman” so that they could be distinguished from Africans and indigenous people. They had established white as a legal concept after Bacon’s Rebellion in 1676 during which indentured servants of European and African descent had united against the colonial elite. The legal distinction of white separated the servant class on the basis of skin color and continental origin. It was a racial classifier used to contrast with the “inferior” races. So basically, the creation of “white” originated from the idea that light skinned people were superior and that they were not to be associated with POC.
That is why you’re vilified for “loving” whiteness. White pride is nothing but racism.

Here we go again with another “white people are evil” post.

1) “White” is not a culture or heritage. “White” is not something to be proud of.”

White people come from Europe, which is filled with vast culture and heritage. OP, and everyone of European descent, has every right to be proud of their European heritage.

Here are just a few examples of culture from a few countries in Europe:

France:


England:


Germany:


Ireland:


Italy:

I could add more from each country above and show more from many other countries in Europe, but that would take far too long. People with ancestry from anywhere in Europe have every right to be proud of their heritage!

2) Out of the 10.7 million African slaves that survived the Trans Atlantic Slave Trade, only about 388,000 slaves came to America. The majority of the slaves went to the Caribbean and South America, with Brazil receiving 4.86 million Africans alone. Yet, people don’t make South Americans feel bad for this at all. (x)

3) I hope you realize that every race has had slaves and conquests, not just white people. “For instance, the very word “slave” stems from “Slav,” i.e. a reference to the experience of millions of (white) Slavish people who endured centuries of slavery at the hands of African Muslims.” (x

Perhaps you know about the Barbary Slave trade, where millions of white people were enslaved and treated horrendously.

“[Ohio State University history professor Robert] Davis estimates that 1 million to 1.25 million white Christian Europeans were enslaved in North Africa, from the beginning of the 16th century to the middle of the 18th, by slave traders from Tunis, Algiers, and Tripoli alone (these numbers do not include the European people which were enslaved by Morocco and by other raiders and traders of the Mediterranean Sea coast), and roughly 700 Americans were held captive in this region as slaves between 1785 and 1815. 16th- and 17th-century customs statistics suggest that Istanbul’s additional slave import from the Black Sea may have totaled around 2.5 million from 1450 to 1700.” 

“While African slaves did grueling labor on sugar and cotton plantations in the Americas, European Christian slaves were often worked just as hard and as lethally – in quarries, in heavy construction, and above all rowing the corsair galleys themselves.”

(x) (x) (x)

Muslims in Arab countries still to this day own slaves. (x) They have enslaved over 150 million African people and at least 50 million from other parts of the world. (x)

Also, North Korea sends thousands upon thousands of their own people abroad as slaves. (x)

4) Racism towards white people exists, whether you choose to believe it or not. This is the definition of racism:

That’s what racism is, not your made up definition of it. It can happen towards any race, including whites.

Hate crimes towards white are extremely common throughout the world.

Here are just a few examples:

  • The current genocide of the Boer in South Africa (x)
  • The Knoxville Horror (x)
  • The Pearcy Massacre (x)
  • Detroit man who murdered two white teens declares ‘black lives matter’ during sentencing (x) (x)
  • The refugee rape crisis against Europeans (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)
  • The Wichita Massacre (x) (x)
  • Criminal beats two white men to death (x)
  • 17-year-old boy kills white man (x)
  • Two black teens attack woman and kill her 13-month-old son (x) (x)
  • 9-year-old kills himself after being bulled for being white (x) (x)
  • Blacks murder more whites than whites murder blacks (x)

I could go on and on about other violent attacks against whites, but hopefully you get the point. Many of these attacks aren’t ever heard of for numerous reasons, the main one being the fact that non-whites kill white people even more than white people kill non-whites destroys the ridiculous politically-correct ideas that white privilege exists and that you can’t be racist towards whites.

TLDR;

Being white is nothing to be ashamed of. Our European heritage is filled with rich culture and is something to be proud of.

Every race is guilty of crimes, yet white people are the only ones who are taught to feel bad.

Whites were slaves too, and were treated just as badly if not worse than African slaves.

Attacks against white people are extremely common, but everyone ignores them. You can be racist towards whites.


Oh, and I will NEVER apologize for being white. And whether you like it or not, I will always be proud of where my ancestors came from.

YES. THANK YOU. YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE SHAMED FOR YOUR SKIN COLOR OR FOR SOMETHING YOUR ANCESTORS MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE DONE. 

THANK YOU. JUST. THANK YOU.

BRILLIANTLY SAID. 

I think being proud of ones skin color, black or white, is kind of silly.

Be proud of ones family, heritage, and country but skin color is broad and, in my opinion, pointless.

^^^^^

100% agree, @maricaforamerica Skin coloration is simply a difference in the melanin content of your skin due to the latitude you live at. That’s all it ever has been.

Same

Some of the examples were off; I believe Van Gogh was from Holland, and kilts and bagpipes are typically associated with Scotland. But that’s just me nitpicking.

Van Gogh was MOST DEFINITELY from the Netherlands and seeing him being associated with the French kills me a little

I love this post but the fact that Van Gogh is listed as French here stings a little. Have some more Dutch pride to make up for it I guess:

- Mod Jewel

Greece: 

-mod founderel

Let’s not forget The Roman Empire

I’m Asian and got white heritage, and I fucking love it.

Assume something about the mun and we will confirm or deny!

grumblygardensarchive:

Happy Munday!

2000+ Followers Giveaway!

ask-miss-madeleine:

Through long periods of radio silence and sporadic updates you guys have stuck around. I passed 2000 a while ago but was so busy with school that I couldn’t really do anything for it.

OKAY LETS GET TO RULES!

  • One Reblog= One Entry
  • One Entry per blog, Please don’t spam reblogs because the same URL will counted once.
  • Giveaway period ends June 15 @ 9am CST 
  • Must be following to win, (if you reblog to a side blog please let me know.)
  • ((I will not draw NSFW for minors I also will not draw heavy gore.))
  • If you win and want me to draw an OC please include a reference. On June 15th I will be contacting winners.

What do I win?

First place gets a full color art piece with one or two characters. They can opt for full background or simple background.

Example(s):

Second Place gets Simple shaded from the waist up. Simple Background. One or Two Characters.

Third place: Lineless Chibi art One character.

AND LASTLY! THANK YOU FOR BEING PART OF THE BEAR CLUB!

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