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July 17 2017

Misc. sentence starters.

rp-memes-atyourservice:

Modify pronouns and wording as necessary! Some may be slightly unsafe for work / sexual in nature.

“Why did you come here when you knew I’d only send you away?”
“I thought I made it clear I didn’t want to see you.”
“I look at you, and all I can think about is how much better you deserve.”
“Why haven’t you left me yet?”
“The things I would do for you terrify me.”
“Nobody likes a tyrant. Show the people you can be reasoned with.”
“Your people will only tolerate so much.”
“If you want to ruin your life, be my guest, but leave me out of it.”
“Can’t you touch anything without breaking it?”
“Please don’t leave me. Please.”
“I’m sorry. I’ll do anything.”
“My life was grey before I met you. Now it’s so colourful I can barely stand it.”
“I don’t know what I’d do without you.”
“I’d do anything for you. I’d kill, lie, cheat and steal for you. You wouldn’t even need to ask.”
“For the purposes of tonight, you and I will be taking on certain roles. You are not to break character under any circumstances lest you blow our cover, is that understood?”
“I am not here to make friends. I am here to offer you something you cannot refuse.”
“You don’t have to play coy with me - what do you really want?”
“You really fucked me over, you know. You really messed me up.”
“You piss me off so much sometimes I can barely stand it.”
“Why are you like this? Why do you have to ruin everything?”
“You really would do anything for me, wouldn’t you?”
“I like the way you beg, boy.”
“Do you drop to your knees for everyone that shows you attention, or am I a special case?”
“Shh, it’s okay. I know how much you need this. I know how much you want to be wanted.”
“I can think of better uses for that mouth of yours than back-talking me.”
“Just let go. It’s alright, I’ve got you.”
“Don’t talk. Just open your mouth.”
“Tell me what you want from me.”

(pleaseeeee)

stimpoweredgiraffe:

as a child i thought constantly about an alternate reality where Remus killed Romulus and founded Reme and we all studied The Ancient Remens and the Remen Empire and the Greco-Remen Gods an people said “When in Reme…” and “Reme wasnt built in a day”

like i just though a lot about that but no one else ever brought it up

2P Hetalia suggestion.)

We know the whole ‘sugar, spice, and everything nice’ rhyme. But what metaphorical (or literal) ingredients make up MY Muse? Whether it be salt  or cinnamon or an unhealthy obsession with crows, let me know in my inbox!

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askhunterludwig:

ask-the-icelandic-little:

askhunterludwig:

Gil: ……

Lud: ……

Toni: …. Guess you didn’t need it enough

Sweet.)

((I don’t know if it’s clear in the drawings but Lovino just exploded into a cloud of confetti….. Everytime I see this I imagine the sound of a balloon aft it’s let go.))

I imagined a little party trumpet sou d or something xD)

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askhunterludwig:

Gil: ……

Lud: ……

Toni: …. Guess you didn’t need it enough

Sweet.)

Servamp feels underappreciated...

reimeijennoir:

quiethist:

reimeijennoir:

There`s good character designs, a fun plot, and beautiful effects in there.

You`ll even fall for the bad guy at some point!!

//has stalked to the point of finding the first SV post ever from ya just for the fun of it

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Are we talking about Tsubaki or Lawless or Tsurugi or the Hounds of C3 or C3 in general or Belukia or Shamrock or Higan or Melancholy in general or //goes on for ten more minutes

Let’s be honest peeps. All of our dudes in SV are precious <3 

oKAY OMG WHY—- THISISSOEMBARASSING I WAS BASICALLY A SCRUB BACK THEN OMFGGGGG—–IKNEWNOTHING—

And welp it’s Tsubaki. Episode 12 hit me hard back then xD. 

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grandparomeaskblog:

( I don’t know about you but the thought of Rome being on the run for God and practically living at Ikea stores all over the world makes me happy. I can never go to Ikea again without laughing!)

hetalia_kink | Part 6!

derevosky:

“Anon heard that many Russian people are actually very emotional, and expressive with their feelings, despite Axis Powers Hetalia’s representative Ivan being way too calm and creepy.

I’d like to see all of Russia’s bottled-up sad feelings suddenly come gushing out in crazy awkward sobbing, on poor unprepared America, who is often depicted as being insensitive towards others. “

Found this fic and goddamn my heart 

Ivan actually is pretty expressive in canon, the fandom makes him creepy.
Anyhow, need to remember this)

APH France Headcanons

austriasmariazell:

Happy Bastille Day to all of my French followers, even though the day might be out! I hope you all stay safe and enjoy your holiday~

These headcanons are dedicated to the lovely and amazing @espaina

• Francis ties his hair back a lot. Mostly a low ponytail, but has been known to do a high ponytail and different kinds of buns.

• With my personal vision of France I honestly don’t think that he would wear the Blue and Red get up like in the anime, but he can pull off anything so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• Wears pastel colors a lot, now. Baby blue, rose, and a stardust yellow look best on him.

• Could literally walk through a hurricane with +100mph winds and his hair would still look perfect

• Owns a Persian cat named Bonbon

• He’s beautiful just like Francis, and lives very High Class

• Francis of course is a very intelligent man with a knack for design

• Very good with shapes, lines, perspective, etc. This is could go well with Fashion or architecture, both of which the nation itself is rich in.

• A good ballroom dancer. He’s very gentle with who he dances with (though, he always leads) and if they aren’t very good he makes sure he hides that.

• He can be very, very impulsive at times. Remember when he just…ran up to Joan? Yeah. Impulse.

• This consists of changing his mind often, or buying something he knows he doesn’t need.

• Gets a little bit peeved when people think “macaroons” and “macarons” are the same thing.

• Same thing with crescent shaped Croissants.

• For those who don’t know; croissants that are shaped in a crescent don’t use real butter. Croissants that do use real butter are straight.

• Best cook of the nations and I will fight someone on that. I know, I love Italian food myself, but I guarantee France is better.

• Mega sweet tooth, though. Always has a small glass dome with a cake or torte under it in his kitchen.

• His house is also always filled with vases of flowers, so it looks gorgeous and smells lovely.

• Has a very lovely garden where he grows flowers and tends to them each and everyday.

• Said garden has almost every type of rose you could imagine

• A total sweetheart and helps anyone and everyone that he sees needs it.

• Very, very selfless but still confident. He doesn’t listen to any negativity but for his close friends and family he is sacrificial of himself.

• Sends flowers anonymously (we all know that’s canon), but also sends them to people he think may be having a rough time.

• Thus, has definitely sent flowers to Arthur before. Sometimes Arthur knows it’s him, but most times not.

• A very thoughtful man who cares a lot about the people he loves (which is almost everyone) and always tries to give them compliments or something small every time he sees them.

• He doesn’t, however, fall in love easy, but– he appreciates beauty in others.

• Overall Francis is a terrific guy and I love him a lot (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

It’s canon?)

kinky-space-nerd:

pipistrellus:

my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

 and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right" 

There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell

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hindre:

Because anyone who tells me that Matthew wouldn’t have this phone case is wrong.

I need it)

Liechtenstein's Google History

liechtensteingooglehistory:

Does short hair look good in a ponytail?

Only if you’re a guy.

boy, we’re gold

mo-chis:

fandom: hetalia
pairing(s): america/japan
rating: E
warnings: none!
read it on AO3!
summary: alfred sneaks kiku onto the hollywood sign.

“Come on, no one’s around, Keeks!”

“Alfred, are we even allowed up here? There was quite a lot of security surrounding the sign -”

Keep reading

gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

Okay just because apparently that needs to be said about rape stories

If you happily share rape stories around and just tell it the whole world in all caps, no problem.
What I do have a problem with is when you don’t tell this insensitive fuckfaces to properly tag it because a former victim might see it and get triggered and get a panic attack.
I once made a fucking post that already AND THE FEW TIMES SOMEONE GAVE ENOUGH OF A FUCK YO REBLOG NOT EVEN THAT WAS TAGGED.
EVERYONE ALWAYS PRETENDS TO CARE ABOUT VICTIMS BUT YOU DON’T EVEN GIVE ENOUGH OF A SHIT TO PREVENT A PANIC ATTACK AND IT’S EASY AS FUCK.
Share as much happily horrible stories with the entire fucking internet as you want, but don’t let people who really don’t need to see that shit see them.

PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO AT LEAST SOMEONE FUCKING GETS IT AND TAG THIS POST PROPERLY.)

Give me two characters in my inbox

renaroo:

  • “vs.” for who I think would win a fight
  • “or” for who I like better
  • “+” for how I ship them (platonic, familial, romantic, not at all)

And I’ll give you my reasons for why!

July 16 2017

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not-a-spy:

I should get a different hat)

Mun needs sleep now

See you tomorrow when I’ll maybe open a new blog)

Let's play a game

youknow-me-not-my-story:

You send me “Have you Evers” and I can only respond with a Yes or a No without explanation.

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